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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea
What dog keeps the best time
What do you get when you cross a pig
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
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