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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Did you hear about the circus fire
I would avoid the sushi
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Soup or salad?
Did you hear the rumor about butter
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How many apples grow on a tree
Want to hear a joke about paper
I have a dad bod
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