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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Sorry about your wait
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What's brown and sticky
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
When a dad drives past a graveyard
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
The rotation of earth
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Would you like the milk in a bag
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