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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
People don't like having to bend over
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What do you call a fake noodle
Why did the scarecrow win an award
How does a penguin build it's house
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
When a dad drives past a cow
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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