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Lawyers Jokes: 95% Of All Lawyers
95% of all lawyers, give the rest a bad name!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house
A doctor vacationing on the riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there
What do lawyers use for birth control
Judge I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
What do you buy a friend graduating from law school
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra
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