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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
People don't like having to bend over
Why don't eggs tell jokes
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Want to hear a joke about paper
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What's brown and sticky
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
My daughter screeched
Soup or salad?
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