A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
He said, 'I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...'
'But how the heck did you burn the other ear?'
the doctor asked.
'How do you think I called you people?'
Next Joke: A moth walks into a dentist and the dentist asks