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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What's brown and sticky
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Two goldfish are in a tank
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I made a pencil with two erasers
When you ask a dad if he's alright
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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