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Funny Riddles: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
What do you call to alaskan lesbians
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
What do osama bin laden and crabs
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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What do you get with a corduroy condom?
What do you call a masturbating cow
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What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest
Why did the canadian cross the road 2
Where do one legged people work
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