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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he
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There were five thousand smurfs and one smurfette and she screwed each one seven times
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A scientist puts a add intot he newspaper asking for 4 very rich volanteers
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn t find one big enough for her family
On christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike
This man was talking to his cousin and discovers a coin behind his ear
I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
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