4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Don't Trust Anything That
One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Next Joke:
I Should've Known It Wasn't Going To Work
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
I Know I'm Getting Old... The Other Day I
I Am Right Ninety Eight Percent Of The Time - Who
Math Teacher: "If I Have 5 Bottles In One Hand
I'll Clean My House When The Last Kid Has
What Happened When The Two Angels Got Married? They Lived
Before I Criticize A Man, I Like To Walk A
There's Nothing I've Learned From Being A Father
According To A New Survey, Women Say They Feel More
The Best Mathematical Equation I Have Ever Seen: 1 Cross
I Would Love To Insult You... But That Would Be
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
If You're Looking For The Best Time To Spill
We Must Pay For The Mistakes Of Our Youth... At
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off
My Speech Today Will Be Like A Mini-skirt. Long
I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her
Money Can't Buy You Happiness? Well, Check This Out
Stress Is When You Wake Up Screaming And You Realize
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course
Nun
What Do You Have To Do To Have A Party