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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen
Some Cause Happiness Wherever They Go. Others Whenever They Go
Can't Throw The Ball, Kept On Bouncing Away: Situation
Men Are Like Bluetooth. When They're Close They're
My Wife Hired A Fact Checker For When We Argue
Whats Long And Hard On A Nigger? First Grade
I Think This Generation Will Have To Go Into Separate
My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Leaving Me Because I
Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow
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