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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Make me a sandwich!
I don't trust stairs
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call a fat psychic
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you get from a pampered cow
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Thanks Honey For Rolling Over At 3am And Telling Me
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I Love My Six Packs So Much That I Have
What's A Cocoon? Same As A N-nigger
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time You Said
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
Most Men Know That Women Dream Of Having Two Men
I Saw An Ad For Burial Plots, And Thought To
I'm Not Sure If This Woman In The Starbucks
What did the blonde say after college