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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if he's alright: 'No, I'm half left.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call a fat psychic
Paper or plastic?
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Make me a sandwich!
I've never gone to a gun range before
I used to hate facial hair
Don t forget a bucket
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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