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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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When A Guy Says He's Fine What He Really
Donated His Brain To Science Before He Was Done Using
Why Doesn't Mexico Have An Olympic Team? Because Everybody
Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else
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