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One Liner Jokes: I Named A Comet After You
I named a comet after you. It's called "piece of shit comet".
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10 one liner jokes
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When Some One Types "kys," The Way You Can Get
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Before I Criticize A Man, I Like To Walk A
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For All The Advances In Medicine, There Is Still No
I've Decided To Stop Masturbating, Since Then I've
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