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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Fuck Me If I'm Wrong, But Isn't Your
If I Was A Squirrel I'd Chuck My Nuts
I Named My Hard Drive "dat Ass" So Once A
According To The Principle Of The Sandwich, If You Put
Girl You're Like A Car Accident, Cause I Just
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