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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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If Mummies Are From Egypt, Then Where Are Daddies From
For All The Advances In Medicine, There Is Still No
Everything Becomes 100 Times Louder When You're Trying Not
My Memory Has Gotten So Bad It Has Actually Caused
Nowadays, Most Of The Children Dream About An IPhone, When
Your So Dense, Light Must Bend Around You
My Life Is So Shitty, Spike Lee Wants To Direct
America Is A Country Which Produces Citizens Who Will Cross
I'm In Great Mood Tonight Because The Other Day
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