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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
What did a lawyer name his daughter?
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
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Two men are in court on drug charges
A big-city california lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
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