A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store.
He sits down at the bar and orders a beer.
The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says 'Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!
GET OUT NOW!'
so the man picks up the monkey nad leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash.
The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says '
Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?'
The man says 'Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size'
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