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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I don't play soccer
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Hey I was thinking
I could tell a joke about pizza
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What time did the man go to the dentist
A furniture store keeps calling me
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