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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
I asked a jew who he was going to vote for as president
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog
Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
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Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
A cop pulls over a drunk driver
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