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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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I've got a great joke about construction
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Soup or salad?
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Can you put my shoes on
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
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