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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Random one liner jokes
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I Would Ask You How Old You Are But I
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Failure Is Not An Option—it Comes Bundled With The
How Do You Stop A Fish From Smelling? Cut Its
What Should You Give A Man Who Has Everything? A
Better To Remain Silent And Be Thought A Fool, Than
She's Looking For A Man To Take Her Breath
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