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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Measure Twice, Cut Five Times, Curse Profusely, Punch A Wall
You Haven't Experienced Awkward Until You Try To Tickle
You're Not Fat, You're Just So Full Of
I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do Speak
War Does Not Determine Who Is Right - Only Who Is
Friend: What Are You Gonna Be For Halloween? Me: Drunk
I Put So Much More Effort Into Naming My First
Turning Vegan Is A Big Missed Steak
I Really Lack The Words To Compliment Myself Today
I Need To Start Paying Closer Attention To Stuff. Found
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