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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's brown and sticky
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What do you call a fake noodle
What time did the man go to the dentist
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Did you hear the rumor about butter
What do you call a fat psychic
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