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Dirty Jokes: Confucius Says Man Who Goes To
Confucius says 'Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up man with smelly finger!'
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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
A guy named ivan lives in russia
This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
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A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost
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A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
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How does herpes leave the hospital
A man had to go to the bathroom really bad and the men s bathroom was locked so he had to go into the women s
What do you see when you have a vagina stapled to you fore head
Confucius says man who goes to sleep with itchy butt
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges so he bought some fruit
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