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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A good lawyer knows the law
Justice is a dish best served cold
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room
A brooklyn lawyer a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
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