A blonde was swerving hugely on a main road, infront of a truck!
TH truck driver became enraged at the blonde for swerving her car so after a few minutes of honking, she pulled over and the truck driver walked up to her car window and told her to get out!
He said 'I HAVE HAD A BLODDY SHIT DAY AND I DONT NEED U FOOLING AROUDN ON THE ROADS'.
Next, he drew a circle on the road and told her to stand in it, and NOT move, whilst he becan smashing her front window!
WHen he turned around, she was slightly grinning to her self!
This made him more angry, and he grabbed a huge branch and began smashing out all her other windows.
But when he turned around, she began giggling to herself!
Even more furious now...he began dinting the roof of her car!
But when he turned aroudn....she was pissing her self with laughter!
He stormed up to her and asked 'I JUST RUINED UR WHOLE CAR...WHYYYY R U STILL LAUGHING?'
The blonde giggled and replied..
'Because...every-time u turned around..
I STEPPED OUT OF THE CIRCLE!'
hee hee
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