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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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If i cut off my right butt-cheek
A woman and a baby were in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
How do you circumcisce a whale
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway
Two guys were walking along a road in georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop
Three cowboys-one from louisiana one from arkansas and the other from texas are sitting around a campfire
Here was a english man a scotish man and a irsh man
A scientist puts a add intot he newspaper asking for 4 very rich volanteers
A cop pulls over a drunk driver
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