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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
My daughter screeched
When a dad drives past a cow
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Hey I was thinking
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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