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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
What do you call 20 french politicians face down in the channel
Here was a english man a scotish man and a irsh man
There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night
I knew a girl from america who had 1 boob bigger than the other
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There were three burglars
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