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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I just watched a program about beavers
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I would avoid the sushi
What's brown and sticky
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Soup or salad?
What do you call a fake noodle
A furniture store keeps calling me
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You might be a lawyer if
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore
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I Tried Water Polo But My Horse Drowned