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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Sorry about your wait
Make me a sandwich!
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Can you put the cat out
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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Are You A Sheep Cause Your Body Is Unbaaaaalievable
Two hicks from west virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel
Youre mama is so fat she fals off the
Did You Fall From Heaven? Cause Your Face Is Pretty
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You just might possibly be a redneck if your belt buckle
You're So Dumb You Thought Quarter Backs Was A