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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
How does a penguin build it's house
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Can you put my shoes on
What's brown and sticky
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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