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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the circus fire
Why did the coffee file a police report
Sorry about your wait
How many apples grow on a tree
People say they pick their nose
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
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