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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do I look?
I've never gone to a gun range before
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
How does a penguin build it's house
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
When a dad drives past a cow
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