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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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Oh No! Help! I'm Under A Tack
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How Long Does It Take A Black Lady To Shit
Are You From Pennsylvania Cause I Want To Stick My
I Hated My Job At The Fireworks Factory, I Got
The Only Dates I Get These Days Are Software Updates
Why Do White Peope Call A Indians Paiutes? Cuz Paiutes
Do Not Walk Behind Me, For I May Not Lead
Atheists Don't Solve Exponential Equations Because They Don't
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