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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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Can you put my shoes on
Make me a sandwich!
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What do you call a fake noodle
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