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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two indian guys knock on two peoples door
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Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said sir do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back
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