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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
In the middle of a forest there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge mean bear
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
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