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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
Random animal jokes
These are
10 animal jokes
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
During the super bowl there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals
What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
Recently the psychic hotline and psychic friends network have launched hotlines for frogs
Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
What do you do to an elephant with three balls
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
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