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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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The shovel
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why don't eggs tell jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I've got a great joke about construction
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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