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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Can you put the cat out
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What's brown and sticky
How many apples grow on a tree
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I don't play soccer
The rotation of earth
I could tell a joke about pizza
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My Love For You Is Like A Fart. Everything About
I Think Without Doubt The Best Job In Iraq, Would
You Know Your Children Are Growing Up When They Stop
What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers
They Call Me Coffee Cause I Grind So Fine