4funnies
Dad Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
Dad Jokes
/ I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
Next Joke:
I could tell a joke about pizza
Best dad jokes
These are the
best 10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I would avoid the sushi
I could tell a joke about pizza
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
How Do You Get Pikachu Onto The Bus? You Pokemon
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time You Said
Who is the daddy?
What Is The One Thing That All Men At Singles
Why did the hipster bitcoin miner burn out his gpu?
Be It Any Situation But Your Friends Are Gonna Be
Yo moma is so stupid she scared
The Last Airline I Flew Charged For Everything. Except For
Christmas Is A Baby Shower That Went Totally Overboard