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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I could tell a joke about pizza
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I used to hate facial hair
Make me a sandwich!
I don't play soccer
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Can you put the cat out
I have a dad bod
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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