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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How does a penguin build it's house
Did you hear the rumor about butter
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Dads 50th birthday card
My daughter screeched
A furniture store keeps calling me
Can you put my shoes on
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Don t forget a bucket
I could tell a joke about pizza
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You Have Two Choices In Life: You Can Stay Single
Wanna Play Guns? Bend Over And I'll Cock You
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I Bet Even Your Farts Smell Good
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