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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A Dry Martinez!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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I went to home depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one
Kids books that didn't make the cut
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized cannibals
Three convicts were on the way to prison
Embarrassing moment first date
A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some margarine
There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
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