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Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Sorry about your wait
• How do you get a squirrel to like you
• Why did the scarecrow win an award
• Can you put my shoes on
• I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• The rotation of earth
• Don t forget a bucket

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• Yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can
• He had two parrots
• A prostitute went 2 a surgeon 2 request 4 a second vagina
• It's Not The Fall That Kills You; It's
• Does Your Skin Feel Burnt? Because I Think You Must
• Children In The Back Seats Of Cars Cause Accidents, But
• If I've Learned Anything In Life, It's That
• Why Does Someone Believe You When You Say There Are
• Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized
• Aww, It's So Cute When You Try To Talk