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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Make me a sandwich!
I don't trust stairs
Would you like the milk in a bag
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Can you put my shoes on
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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Yo mama so skinny a guy mistaked
Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State
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Behind Every Fat Woman There Is A Beautiful Woman. No
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
A stranger was seated next to little johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the little johnny
One day there was a boy who came home crying after school
She is so blonde she thinks taco bell